Thoughts I Should Probably Keep to Myself: A Funny Lined Notebook for Unfiltered Thoughts, Brain Dumps & Things Better Left on Paper

Because apparently we can't say everything we're thinking.

Thoughts I Should Probably Keep to Myself is a funny lined notebook for the thoughts that need somewhere to go—but probably shouldn't go in the group chat.

Use it for unfiltered thoughts, petty observations, dramatic internal monologues, questionable opinions, random ideas, to-do lists, brain dumps, and everything you were this close to saying out loud.

Consider it your personal storage unit for thoughts that don't need an audience.

Perfect for:

• Unfiltered thoughts & brain dumps
• Things you absolutely should not text
• Petty observations you're keeping to yourself
• Lists, reminders & everyday notes
• Work thoughts that aren't HR-approved
• Random ideas and internal monologues
• Anyone who has ever typed a message, stared at it, and deleted it

Why you'll love it:

• 118 ruled pages (59 sheets) of smooth 90gsm paper for comfortable writing
• 6" x 8" compact size — portable and pocketable
• Metal spiral binding that lays flat and allows easy page removal
• 350gsm sturdy front and back covers with front cover print and dark grey back
• Interior document pocket for storing loose papers or keepsakesPlenty of room for thoughts, lists & private commentary
• Funny, functional and dangerously relatable
• A perfect gift for best friends, coworkers, siblings or anyone with a strong internal monologue

Write it down. Close the notebook. Nobody needs to know.

Care instructions:

Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.

EU representative: Unfold & Co., contact.unfoldandco@gmail.com, PO Box, Adel, IA, 50003, US

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC